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PINKS: what a stupid ass show.

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
Okay, so I've watched this show twice at the request of my brother-in-law to show me how stupid this show really is. Well, I don't recall the first episode, I was in awe of the blatant stupidity, but the second was almost as bad. You had a fat girl racing a 95-99 mustang versus I believe a 80's mustang. So, the girl kicks his ass first run by 2-3 cars. So they cry and ask for 4 cars. The girl and her team is like hell no. Crying and bitching ensue, and the 80's mustang gets the 4 lengths + 1 shot nos as does the girl. So, run happens, '80s mustang BARELY beats the girls ride, AND THEY'RE EXCITED?! So, 3rd run, girls mustang leaking trans fluid, has a [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g diaper on it so it won't leak, AND THE '80S STANG IS STILL ASKING FOR LENGTHS. I was like you're [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g kidding right? So he get's like 5 I think. Smoke's the bad trans mustang and again, EXCITED. Over WHAT? You beat a broken ass piece of shit and it took you 5 car lengths to do it too and you're acting like you did something special???? How [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g stupid. You don't ask people before you race what they got, or ask for [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g car lengths if you challenge or accept a challenge. That's the stupidest [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g show I've EVER watched and I watch A LOT of tv. Yeah, give me 20 lengths and my Focus will kick your ass, even if it is only by 3 feet. W00t for stupidity.

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#2 ·
what is asking for lengths?? i've only been to the track on days where you just run for fun so i dont know all the rules for the actual races and stuff.
 
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#8 ·
Also, in every single race I've seen on Pinks, something always breaks on the cars. That and the bald host dude is a tool.
 
#9 ·
I second that. THe guy is a vin diesel ( or how ever the F (lol) you spell it) wanna be.
 
#10 ·
I was thinking more Mils Lane, "Let's get it on!"

But yeah, definate tool, as are all the "contestants". Just irritates me that "reality tv" [:)][:)][:)][:)]s up something decent EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I mean hell, they FINALLY got The Fast and The Furious to be SOMEWHAT decent. I'm just waiting to see,"Next time on Pinks: Paris Hilton and her ugly [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g mutt". [bawling]
 
#12 ·
95% of the time someone [:)][:)][:)][:)]s up their ride. Just like that stupid ass show Whips. What a moronic thing to start calling a car. Whoever came up with it should be shot. Probably the same retard who coined the term "bling bling". [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)] Tv, that's what it should be called. "[:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)] Tv, for [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]es 24/7/365 who don't know a [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g thing."
Oh, and in the old days, the alterations to cars wasn't as so severe so you had a more level playing ground and no one crying about NOS or let me check that engine, give me 20 lengths, etc etc.


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#13 ·
I think the show is alright. Sure there's a lot of whining on it but, I find it hilarious to watch it. Plus sometimes there are good races where something doesn't break and it's a really close race. Although half the time it gets to be ridiculous but it's all good.
 
#14 ·
ZeroMane said:
I think the show is alright. Sure there's a lot of whining on it but, I find it hilarious to watch it. Plus sometimes there are good races where something doesn't break and it's a really close race. Although half the time it gets to be ridiculous but it's all good.
thank you

anyways if you dont know NOS or N20 has been around I believe since the first or most likely the second world war in fighter planes . its nothing new. and yes the bitched about it then.

thing we shoul invent a word
 
#15 ·
I have watched the show for a couple of seasons. It isn't who has the fastest car, its all about negotiating and sand bagging and drama. I watched one episode with an RX-7 with a turbo. I caught a glimpse of a dash mounted boost controller. The driver could change the max boost in seconds before the race and become faster if the negotiation went the wrong way. And the latest thing is to lift if you are winning or losing so you can ask for the car lengths you want. One of my favorites was the honda guy that had nos and agreed to take it off in trade for lengths. At the end of the show he admitted the nos did not work.
 
#16 ·
Ive seen some good races, some bad races, some down right stupid races. I think it should be heads up "run what ya brung" kinda deal. None of this lengths BS or not spraying or whatever. All you ever hear on there is excuses it seems, like no one wants to own up to the fact they are going to lose their car cause its slower. Im sure paul walker would be pysched on the show, he likes racing for pinks.
 
#18 ·
lol.. no [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g problem dazada! Pinks can suck a fat poonani because they usually just hand the pink slip back and say "good race!" not only that but most of the cars they run are stoopid and I don't [:)][:)][:)][:)][:)][:)]g like them!
 
#20 ·
lengths are car lengths given to the opposing team in drag race to give them either a better chance against a faster car or to lose more quickly because they don't realize that you lose more traction the further you get down the track.
 
#23 · (Edited)
dazada said:
I hear you LOUD AND CLEAR [;)] I guess this show just brings out the worst in people.
Yea i know, i just tried to race a Z28 but i asked for 28 car lenths and he made fun of me. [8] .........................of course im just kidding....or am i?
 
#24 ·
I saw one with the two street bikes. Went heads up 5 out of 5 times. Very good racing.

When they make a race on the show they tell the people to bring a so and so car but the problem is the people don't listen and bring something that is faster than they were suppose to bring.

Oh, and on the show with the honda guy with the fake nos bottle that was brilliant. Pure Genius.
 
#26 ·
So go point and laugh and tell them that Vin Diesel never asked for lengths!
Yeah dazada, I know I know. I get profane on occassion when stupidity irritates me beyond belief, as in the case of this show. It amazes me at the stupidity that runs rampant through the USA and TV land. Screw it, I'm moving to Canada. The don't have as many hosers as we do. Actually Toronto was pretty bad, Montreal not so much.

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