I'm not that huge of a fan of jeff foxworthy or how ever you spell it, but i do think this would be fun. Just go off of my lead and be creative...
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... you start your car, put her in first, and get the near coma endusing surging when going over bumps befor the engine warms up.
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... other people get in to drive and they cant find reverse. most of the time they end up hitting 6th gear and an instant stall.
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... you take evey single off ramp or turn at double the suggested speed.
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... you start your car, put her in first, and get the near coma endusing surging when going over bumps befor the engine warms up.
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... other people get in to drive and they cant find reverse. most of the time they end up hitting 6th gear and an instant stall.
You know you drive a SVT Focus when... you take evey single off ramp or turn at double the suggested speed.