Engine:
Place magnets on your oil filter. When up to operating temperature, drive the car enthusiastically. Lots of heavy throttle (about 2k away from redline), and lots of heavy engine braking. Higher gears preferred for heavy throttle, and lower gears preferred for engine braking. After 1000 miles drain the factory fill petroleum based oil, and replace with high quality synthetic. Drive as normal after that.
DO NOT:
Make lots of short drives down to the corner store.
Let the car idle much in the first few miles
Beat on it when it's cold
DO NOT REV IT AT A STAND STILL!
Tires:
If you can hear them, back off. If you can still feel the tread pattern through the steering wheel, they aren't broken in yet. The steering wheel will tell you when they are ready. You'll feel nothing through it, it'll be smooth like a babies ass.
Brakes:
No hard braking, no sudden braking, and certainly no ABS action for the first 350-500 miles.
In reality, modern production engines are mostly broken in after the first 20 minutes of use. The rest of the break in determines the compression the engine will have for the beginning, and remainder of its life.
Bullshit:
Heat cycling
MPH limits
Owners manuals