Ok, not here (do you think I'd be on here if she was!?!?)...she's in my little town, going to a local bar tonight. You guys hold down the fort while I fight a semi all night!! I will try to get a picture with her....naked prefferably... [thumb] - and dont worry, I wont use night vision.. [thumb]
Paris Hilton is here!!!
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Ok, not here (do you think I'd be on here if she was!?!?)...she's in my little town, going to a local bar tonight. You guys hold down the fort while I fight a semi all night!! I will try to get a picture with her....naked prefferably... [thumb] - and dont worry, I wont use night vision.. [thumb]
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Hell with trying to get a picture, try to get SOME!!!! Wouldn't that be the best sex story you ever told a work??
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I dont think the "she's on my list" excuse would fly with my wife...03Z_ex_Three said:
PH sometimes looks GREAT, but other times, when her hair..its like...a lump on the front...eww. Whats with the "lump on the front" hair style??? Gack!
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She does have just a little bit of money. Any skinny blond with nice tits and a couple million in a trust fund is pretty hot. (No offense to any women) She really isn't that hot, too skinny and skanky but the money is a turn on.
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She's too . . . I don't know . . . perfect, I guess. She looks like someone's theoretical attempt at turning Barbie into a real girl. I don't think she's really all that attractive (I brefer brunettes, for one thing) but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, either. [thumb]
Which is not to say that I wouldn't bang her, given the chance . . . but I don't want anything to turn green and fall off, so that is aaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll you, my friend.
Which is not to say that I wouldn't bang her, given the chance . . . but I don't want anything to turn green and fall off, so that is aaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll you, my friend.
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