Alright, I fixed my issue.
So I got the car up on a lift, and was messing around with the ebrake cables where they run through the eye thing that holds them up. Well, the squeaks werent comming from the eye part itself... at least not where the cable is going through. The cable itself has a protective outer coating, which would not cause the squeak. The issue was, the entire piece that holds the cable up. One end of it goes up into the body. Bare metal on metal. THAT is what causes the squeak. There is a bolt on each side that holds that eye piece up. I took them out, and cut those buggers off totally. I now have the lines zip tied up. And guess what. NO SQUEAKS! Whatsoever! Its sooooooo nice to have it quiet again. I say to hell with greasing them all the time. Just do what I did. Permanent fix baby!
Here is a pic of the eye part, incase some of you are wondering...
Hope this helps other people out!
But be warned, thats some hard metal. It will take some umph to get it apart. Mine actually broke in half when I was bending the eye out straight.