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Well ya'll know that I can be a little extreme and eccentric at times so please list out what I can't bring, say, or do at carlisle. That Way I can't use that as an excuse on why I brought, said or did anything.
 

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NO GUNS(includes rifles,pistols,old/new/semi/auto, or otherwise),
No Ammo,
No Homemade explosives
No Mortars
No grenades
No thermite
No dynamite
No explosives of any type.
No blowup doll...u will have to leave her home.
And for Pitys sakes PLEASE NONONO No pink panties !!!
Please feel free to add anything else i didnt list as theres alot Ian can get into trouble with.
Like a simple bucket of ice.[dunno]
 

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No Redbull.
No dumptrucks or large vehicles that can cause damage of any kind.
No crowbars.
No hula skirts.
Don't sit down on any chairs unless it's 'Ian approved' cause we know that they aren't gonna make it through the day.
Don't talk about 'killing someone' or 'blowing something up'

That's all I can't think of right now[chairfall]
 

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wow thats quite a list already, just sit in your ian chair and do nothing all day i suppose haha, and also

NO TELEKENISIS!
no foofey girly drinks that cuase u to vommit when u start to giggle
no phone calls to girls
no phone calls to guys
no nawz
no doing burnouts in front of a govt building
no running away from a running car at a govt building (Same applies at carlilse)

lol and no white tshirt for wet tshirt contests
 

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heh
my UPS guy is scared because all I seem to get are long and heavy packages or small packages in overnight service requiring adult 21+ signature either that or large boxes or small pallets with a 1.4 S 1 Placard

Wait did I do a burnout in front of a governement building, i don't remember that
Though I do remember the CIA yelling at me and pointing an M4 at me

hey you started that phone call shit

and Ken is the one that shouldn't drink NOS
 

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looks like I'm still allowed big Effing hammers
 

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heh
my UPS guy is scared because all I seem to get are long and heavy packages or small packages in overnight service requiring adult 21+ signature either that or large boxes or small pallets with a 1.4 S 1 Placard

Wait did I do a burnout in front of a governement building, i don't remember that
Though I do remember the CIA yelling at me and pointing an M4 at me

hey you started that phone call shit

and Ken is the one that shouldn't drink NOS

I said Redbull, not NOS and this is about you not Ken[:p][hihi]

Oh yeah NO big f'ing hammers either. No big f'ing tools of any kind.

[hah]
 

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whats wrong with red bull, I can't have any jaeger bombs without red bull


hahahaha
all kidding aside probably won't drink much
 

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Umm NO REDBULL, I know repeat but we don't want an Ocean City repeat. Come to think about it, most of my NO's for Ian stem from Ocean City.

- No Ice in a Cup for Ian
- Ian stays away from all Law Enforcement
- No Thongs
- No Thermite
- No Power Tools
- No Backhoes
- No Heavy Equipment in General
- No Miata Mounted Artillery
- No Energy Drinks
- No being super cereal
- No Fire
- No Condoms unless being used for intercourse (and I'm not talking about Intercourse, PA)
- No ropes
- No Duct Tape
- No Kilt
- No Scottish Outfits
- No Fireworks
- No Flammable Substances
- No Ghey Porn ordering at the hotel
- No Prank Phone Calls
- Lock the door when u take a shower
- No Welding
- No adding NAWZ to anything
- No saying anything about Obama that could get any charges pressed against you or start a fight with someone else.
- No Guns
- No talking about Chaz
- No talking about Klondike or Joe
- No Getting burried in the sand at the Beach Party
 

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^^^ Hey he did lock the door!!!! Ashley made me do it !!!!

How about this...Just relax and be yourself...


BTW best thread in MA in a while !!! FTW!
 

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Thanks to Steve, one more, no rocket propelled shoes, god know we don't need Ian and a pair of rocket shoes around the cars.
 

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How about Vaseline..

Remember the door handle incident.
Not sure I was there for that one.
Not sure I wish i did remember that one if i WAS there.
I wish I never saw the Ian show after most of us left the NY MA g2g.
 

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^Ian didn't do that. Someone put Vasoline in the door keyhole on his SPI.
 
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