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here's one for you!

Vrey Intetresitng!

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmagrigde Uinervtisy, it deson’t in waht oderr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt thing is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a ttoal mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
 

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Believe it or not, I had no trouble reading what you just posted.

Tsht is smoe srcay tohutgs.
 

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That our brain can process words by just looking at the first and last letter of a word. I never even thought to give my brain credit enough to do something like that. Even with words that have the same first and last letter, its like it auto. puts the middle letters in place and you can read the word.
 

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The English call it a FRENCH KISS
The French call it an ENGLISH KISS

huh?
 

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WTF?
Why are their locks on 24 hour convenience stores?
 

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if you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent...lol?
 

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Why do businesses who have double doors at the exit and entrance always lock the
left hand door?????????????
 

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I don't know...but it's not fair, because I always walk right into the one that's locked. I look like an idiot wherever I go.
 

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the only emissions from the Honda FCX fuel cell vehicle are water vapors.

don't know if anybody knew that...
 

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according to Alfa Romeo's website...

The story goes that Henry Ford used to doff his hat when he saw an Alfa Romeo pass, and that on the day he managed to beat the Alfas, Enzo Ferrari cried like a baby.

and thus begins a lifetime of revenge...
 

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You really only have one Birthday in your life, the actual day of your birth. After that it is really an anniversary.
 

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They say that there are really 365 1/4 days in a year and in order to keep the calendar
from being out of whack we have leap year every 4 years. OK, then why aren't our clocks off by 6 hours every year????????????
 

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Whoa Focusdat, your full of weird things today, aren't you?
And I always seem to walk into the locked door also.....I've hurt myself quite a few times doing that.....
 

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Yes, my mind is a weird but wonderful place. I have plenty more but don't want to be
a thread hog.[paranoid]
 

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Why, go ahead. Some of this stuff is very interesting.
 

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Syphilis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures??
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl?s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go ?back and forth? to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog?s bottoms to say hello, why don?t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
 
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