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The Godfather
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Or should I say "Apache hauler", since that is the nickname my new and improved ZTS has picked up in some circles.

Anyway, some of you probably remember I had a Saturn SW2 (as well as our Olds minivan), well, I traded the SW2 in for a Suburban so I could have a vehicle to haul my rig around to far away events next year. That and it is black on grey, so it will match the car [thumb] The 8 passenger seating is nice as well.

Damn nice rig and DAMN BIG, but drives like you would never expect it to. No, I didn't give a shit about gas mileage. You don't buy one of these if you do.





Jorja certainly likes it and insisted I take a pic of her funny mug, and how can you resist that.

 

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Across the Pond
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Awesome. I wish my family had a big truck for hauling. We traded our explorer in for the new Mariner Hybrid. But I have friends with trucks and trailers. [thumb]
 

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god jorja is getting so big man, hows wifey like it?
 

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just watch out with those things. my father bought a brand new one (2003) some years ago and after about 1 1/2 or 2 years the electronics got completely messed up for no reason. no one at the dealership knew what was wrong with it, charges him 10 grand to fix it (and said is waranty magically expired), and as soon as whe drove out of the parking lot it took a dump on him again. he got rid of it asap. now he has a 2005 excursion turbo diesel (about twice the size of a suburban).
 

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FF Veteran Goofball
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Wow that thing is huge.

lol


And omg Jorja is sooo darling!!!!! [:D]
 

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i was hopinh that the zts was back together, looks like a nice car though itll sure tow!
 

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I use my dad's 2000 7.3L F350 dually to haul my SVTF to far away shows all the time. It'll get 350 miles and still have a quarter tank while towing. I love it. He still wants to get a spray in bedliner and to replace the 38 galloon plastic gas tank with a metal 57 galloon tank. It all ready has an exhaust kit (4 inch from turbo back with 5 inch tip and no muffler) and a hypertech programmer.
 

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Yep a SUV will kick a mini van's but any day. We have an expedition 05 it has the same engine from the ford GT minus the blower sadly.

logan

ps goat your kids are so cute
 

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Broken cars s[:)][:)][:)] :(
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nice man ;) I also agree on the fact your kids are cute...when I have kids they better be cute...that would suck if they are ugly lol ;P
 

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GreyRice WOoT!
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yes jorja is so darling, and good ride, alas i thought the zts was running [:(]
^^and joe if their your kids you could never call them ugly, ever
 

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Nice [:D] Cute pic of your daughter too [:)]
 

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i think this is adequate for the moment:

"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!"
 

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f00t said:
i think this is adequate for the moment:

"Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!"
Thats the original SUV if I ever had a say in it.

Long live the Simpsons!!!!![:D]
 

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EvenDeathCan'tStopMe
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^^^^^^^

Canyonero!!!! I just LOVE how it drives through the American Flag at the end... and sets it on fire.. *laughing* Wacky and crazy...

GOat... Nice ride. It'll be interesting to see that thing following in the Saturn of Doom's footsteps and ging 85 down I-43... hehehe......
 

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EvenDeathCan'tStopMe
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^^^^^^^

hahaha... I can just picture Goat rollin' on 22's in that thing.....
 
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