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bow chicka wow wow
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sooo. Totally got pulled over last night.

I was taking a left turn, the light turned yellow and I wasnt going to stop and its a fun turn so I went through it kinda fast. Then.. there he is.. its night and all I can see is the reflector vinyl on the side of the car... SHERIFF...

So I play it cool.. actually go the speed limit.. and then out of no where he blows up behind me BLUE LIGHTS...fck..

I pull over, he comes up to my car. Just being overall pretty cool about the situation. Then I realize..hmmm Im wearing a boob shirt! So I totally use to my advantage.. leaning over and what not hahaha.. being really nice to the dude. I give him my license/insurance card... he goes back to his car and runs everything.

So.. he tells me that I went really too fast through the intersection. He checks out my tint.. which is 16% apparently.. when GA legal tint can only be 32%...< this I have already gotten one ticket for. Says that my "I love Jagermeister" tag cover needs to come off because it covers the year sticker and the county.

So.. Im thinking here it comes.. Ticket..

Well.. he lets me go with a WARNING! And tells me to have a nice day! woot woot!

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wow. you got off with a LOT. damn, i'm getting a boob job!
 

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damn, i'm getting a boob job!
Sig-worthy?

Yeahhh lucky you.

Mom got pulled over yesterday for driving with an expired tag haha
By TWO COPS!

She cried and got a warning. [rofl]
 

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haha.. I never get Pulled over So I must have some Awesome Man Boobs..LOL... jk
 

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wow. you got off with a LOT. damn, i'm getting a boob job!

Just get you a set of those fake boobies that you can strap on and just wear them when your driving.
Hell, come to think of it I may do the same ..lol [8]
 

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see that's not RIGHT lol... if i had boobs and a nice ass i'd do all sorts of trouble and get out of it. DAMN men always thinkin with their lil head
 

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MyCarBreaksAlot
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^Thinking with the wrong head

We got two heads and only enough blood to operate one at a time. [hihi]
 

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Yeah, this thread needs pics! <lol!>
 

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yaa what are ya packin under there :)
 

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Wowa...this turned into a show me your boobs thread real fast. lol. Guys, have you ever thought about the fact that some of us can get out of tickets with lady cops? Most girls aren't AS visually stimulated as guys are but a good looking guy may sway their judgment! Just go get some plastic surgery or be really really super good looking like me and you will be fine…lol
 

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bow chicka wow wow
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see that's not RIGHT lol... if i had boobs and a nice ass i'd do all sorts of trouble and get out of it. DAMN men always thinkin with their lil head
well.. if ur a dude with boobs and a nice ass.. i would be kinda worried if the cop was interested... haha.. ya got a pretty mouth maybe?

haha.. and no to the pics.. sorry! [bootyshak
 

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well.. if ur a dude with boobs and a nice ass.. i would be kinda worried if the cop was interested... haha.. ya got a pretty mouth maybe?

haha.. and no to the pics.. sorry! [bootyshak
anything to get me out of the ticket will work for me. Maybe score me a couple free drinks at the bar too [thumb]
 

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bow chicka wow wow
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haha wow.. getcha all liquored up . I would be afraid of what would happen next hahahah
 

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^^^ why would he... he had his eyes planted
 
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