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So I thought of this yesterday, and we can make a thread of our road kills because I seem to find any thing that tries to run across the street... IDK maybe it's because my car is so low...but any thing that has four or more legs and tries to play frogger w/ me always looses.. just on Friday I owned Thumper on my way to work..needless to say I had a lucky rabbits foot when I got there.. then on my way home I freaking MOW BOWED on a bird eating a dead possum.. now I ran over the possum does that count as two? poor animals, I love em' but if they wanna play games I'm gonna own'em!

Now I will keep score from here on out.....

the_07ninja: 2.75
(I'm calling the possum as .75 b/c I don't think it was all the way dead yet....till I hit it again).

jmiller: 3 (in a LIMO....LOL), (killing 2 Squirrels w/ one tire....and a pigeon)

FocusMachOne: 8 (and I hope you have that deer's head hanging over your fire place)

ScrapyN20: .5 (you only get half a point b/c you didn't get the poop joke)

gonefhsn:0/ Deer he should have hit, but swerved of a cliff instead:1

Wakeboardjl:3 (he says four..but until I see the bodies I will give you two/ and kept a the tail of some road kill kinda strange I guess...although I did keep my rabbits foot)

joshfink: .5 (the guy who is smarter than a deer)
 

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LOLZZz. That's just wrong!

I hit a squirrel with a limo just this last Saturday night, and not a half-mile down the road, a deer tried to eat My mirror(again, This happens frequently Here), but thankfully was unsuccessful. I say 'thankfully' because if It had got the mirror, Somebody's gotta pay for it, and I'll be damned if that deer had any cash...[poke]

Limo: 1


Squirrels: -1 (dude, it was a LIMO![rofl])

BTW I don't aim for Them either, but I'm on the road ALOT, so these things are bound to happen.
 

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Gotcha jmiller on the score board.
 

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Idk bout you guys but I go around that kind of stuff...LOL! Or switch lanes! I dont want blood on my car it wouldnt look good on a white car!

-Ashley
 

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Idk bout you guys but I go around that kind of stuff...LOL! Or switch lanes! I dont want blood on my car it wouldnt look good on a white car!

-Ashley
Well, your'e safe for now, your car won't even move, the only way you could hit roadkill is if a squirrel fell out of a tree and broke its neck on your hood! LOL, J/K Ash, hope you get it fixed!
 

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Well, your'e safe for now, your car won't even move, the only way you could hit roadkill is if a squirrel fell out of a tree and broke its neck on your hood! LOL, J/K Ash, hope you get it fixed!
Oooooo, burn. That's harsh. You need to get it fixed, Ash. LOL.
 

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Well, your'e safe for now, your car won't even move, the only way you could hit roadkill is if a squirrel fell out of a tree and broke its neck on your hood! LOL, J/K Ash, hope you get it fixed!
OMG that was the funniest thing I had ever herd in my life Wes.
And if that does happen than I'm gonna count that.
 

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1 deer, took out my drivers headlight, hood, grill..

the cop came out, looked at my car and said this isnt 1000.00 worth of damage so iam not even going to write a report. later i get a quote, of over 2grand for all the repair.
i ended up doing just the headlight replaced my mach'd brand new 1 side for 495$

before i was able to fix it, the bulb burnt out on the way home. got pulled over got a dui spent 8 days in jail, and a grand total of about 4 and a half grand later.
 

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i hit Thumper i tried to miss it, but couldn't... It was sad.. but now i get a point so god bless that rabbit for something came out of it. lol Good luck fixing your car Ash!
 

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I go around the deer 2 or stop! Hmmm maybe you guys dont have good brakes like I do...hehe!

-Ashley
 

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This thread reminded me of my little outing in the mountains last week. So anyways I take a turn from a more developed area and headed up into the twisties. Well long and behold I take the turn and there are three deer standing so that they block the whole road. So I'm sitting there saying "wow retards move now!" they stand there looking at me, I start honking my horn and revving my engine, there still looking at me. Finally like 20 seconds later they decide its time to go... Lame!

As far as running anything over, I have not yet. And I make it a point not to rerun over already run over animals...
 
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