Well . . . yesterday was the big day. I appeared at the dealership, both key fobs in hand, to have the "Dealer Installed Remote Start" kit installed.
The fellow, who explained he'd only worked at Ford for 5 days, was cordial and polite as he told me "it takes about 2 hours" for the tech to do.
Fine. I'd brought work. I had a seat and set about busying myself.
Finally after 3 hours . . . . I decide I'd better ask and go looking for the young chap. I find him near his cubicle, hurrying my way, with a distraught look on his face . . . . he's still walking as he starts his "I am soooooo sorry about your car" soliloquy.
I ask "what's going on?".
He tells me that the "factory tech" had the entire system installed but it wouldn't work. The "factory tech" then discovered they were trying to put a 2011 system in a 2012 and there is no way to bypass the immobilizer.
This is where is starts to get good. (I can handle some adversity, a modicum of stupidity . . but lying I have no tolerance for)
The guy tells me "the 2012 kit has not been released yet". As I ask him to brief me on the ones I was told his "factory trained tech" had already installed . . . and why this guy with the "Ford Factory Training" can't tell a 2011 kit from a 2012 kit . . he just mutters. I can tell this guy, after only a couple days with Ford, is embarrassed as well. This is making him look like both a liar and an idiot.
I went silent, having read the various accounts of folks' adventures and misadventures with the 2012 kit. I also recalled him telling me . . "The factory tech has done several of them and can do it in under 2 hours".
He tells me they'll get the 2012 kit and call me as soon as it gets it and goes to "bring my car around".
Meanwhile I'd been wandering about and was curious as to why I couldn't find my car anywhere. . . . where? . . I got curious. . . did this "factory tech" work?
After 30 minutes we have two other service writers and looking for it and I see the young kid emerge.
By now I an hot and tell him "take ME to MY car immediately". He start hemming and hawing and kinda looking toward the back of the lot as the car comes around the corner.
I got in the car and gave it a REALLY thorough inspection looking for any signs of physical damage as a result of the last 3 hours of what can only be described as "shade tree mechanic experimentation" and some idiot "xxxxing around", seeing if he can get it right.
After looking the car over . . .I grab a camera and start looking for the guy and this is what I found.
NO KIDDING . . he really **IS** a "Shade Tree Mechanic"
I bought both my 2010 and the 2012 Ford Focus' to have as spare cars here in NYC, to use as daily drivers. We, I suppose, have been spoiled the last couple years dealing with Ray Catena for both the Mercedes E350 Cabriloet and Porsche. We've become accustomed to really professional service. The Focus was simply too cheap to pass up but I now see I've tossed myself into a cesspool of Ford dealers.
The Remote Start Kit, which they threw in during negotiations for purchase, will never get near this car. I've already visited with another Ford dealer and will meet with them this afternoon. I want, before I even get the car within 5 miles of their place, to have a sit down meeting with the "factory trained tech" who they will have do the install. I want a complete explanation of the procedure and I will sit with him the entire time he is doing the install. I now know that when a Ford dealer has to "hide" your car in the woods behind the dealer . . . that the chance of anything good taking place is slim.
The 2012 Focus turned over 1,000 miles yesterday and I confess it's a hell of a car. I spent over 20 years doing production test riding of performance sportbikes and have a lust for quality machinery. Ford's done a great job with the Focus. I've got a dealer poised to get me the first, or the "firstest" he can, Focus ST, as soon as they are released and I intend to still do that.
But . . .from now on we are going to do service completely differently. I see the horror story that Focus owners have to endure. And, as much as I'd like to think this was an isolated incident, it's reminiscent of the last couple adventures I had with an F-150 that cost me $7,000 over the last 90 days, a good portion of which I think can be attributed to pure incompetence.
I'm off this weekend to help 3 friends fix exhaust systems on their cars. We have a group in the Porsche Club that gets together and works on our cars . . . mostly because they enjoy knowing it's done right. I suspect I may be adding the Focus to the "Do it yourself" queue.
I started to get mad at the dealer . . . but, after all these years . . have learned to subscribe to a "never let a stupid person ruin your day" doctrine . . . I instead got mad at myself for foolishly sitting their for hours as the guy experimented with my car.
Lesson learned.