So today after my last test I gave one of my friends a ride. She had never been in my car before (and I usually don't let women in the front seat, they start messing with the switches) but she needed a quick ride. We exited the parking lot, and as soon as I gained speed she goes like [giggle], and I ask.. "what's so funny?" and she says "your car sounds constipated" I was like [shameful] and I thought I maybe didn't hear very well so I asked her again and she says that my car sounds constipated while I drive. I swear I wanted to b!tch slap her, open her door and kick her out of my car. Is the most embarrassing moment I have had so far since September. I drode quietly till I drop her off. This is the last time someone calls my car constipated, here's how it sounds now. Stay tuned... I'll be back in a moment.