Merry Christmas you guys, Happy Hanukkah Eric and jess
Twas the night before the gump meet and all through the parking lot, not an exhaust note was blaring not even a neon. All the gumpers were sleeping after a hard night of drinking, While visions of turbochargers dance in their heads.
When in the hotel lobby came lolly dressed as st. nick, "get out here you drunks, ya'll make me sick!" "Santa has came and dropped off his gifts!" Everyone in a daze started to clammer, "who the hell is that, and wtf's the matter?" They broke an elevator on their way to the lobby, "wasn't me" said randall half sobbing. As they open the gifts their hearts fill with joy! "Santa brought us boost this season!"
In the distance we hear santa leaving, smoke filling the lot, "Merry Christmas to all" as he arms his 75shot. Flames fire out the exhaust a thunderous backfire we hear "And ya'll have a killer new year"