A cop, a lawyer, and a politician are all out playing golf one day, and trying to figure out how many people they should put in prison. The cop says, "Let's make pot illegal, and anywhere it grows, everyone nearby goes to prison." The lawyer says, "No. We'll make giving away food illegal, and anyone feeding the hungry will go to prison." Then the politician says, "No, no, no. We'll just make being poor illegal, and anyone who can afford to stay out of prison, will!"