OK, so I'm going to go with the Stealth CAI solution that has been suggested.
You'll need:
Jack
Jack stands
10mm socket
7mm socket
ratchet and extension
phillips screwdriver
torx t25 (iirc)
Multi-size (3" to 4") cone air filter, but 3.5" is the right size IIRC.
Most of the tools are what you'll need to jack the vehicle, remove the inner fender cover, remove the snorkel, and finally remove the air cleaner. Your air intake consists of 4 main sections of hard plastic. In this order from the rubber intake hose in front of the TB: silencer box, MAF tube, air filter, snorkel. First remove the snorkel. Then loosen the 2 bolts you can easily reach on the air cleaner. There is a 3rd, but you'd have to remove the splash shield to reach it, and you can just pull it straight back once the air cleaner is free. Now disconnect and remove the stuff at the top- You have to remove the silencer box because the MAF tube is held down by a bolt under the silencer box. To unplug the MAF itself- slide back the red clip, then press on the center of the grey clip, and pull away. I can't remember if the MAF tube just sits on the air cleaner or not. Remove the MAF tube, and then remove the old air cleaner. Now take the MAF tube, and size your multi-size air filter to it, loosely fit 2 panty hose over the filter. I wrapped the panty hose back into where the clamp would hold it. You don't want to pull these tight or some water could get through.
I drove in a 100 year flash flood rain without hydro-locking. It was so bad that the fastest I could go on the interstate was 20 mph. When I finally stopped, a truck stop at the bottom of the hill was flooded. As long as you don't submerge the car, you'll be fine. I did drive slower in the rain though. I believe that the panty hose trick was what saved me many times. It's best if you use
polyester panty hose, but nylons might work. I'm disappointed with K&N's filter charger that is supposed to be a high tech panty hose. I'll be using it to simply hold the panty hose on there. If you can find a foam filter those would really be good because the shape of the foam would help keep water from pooling in the ridges like in a cotton gauze filter.
I swear I never had a problem in 5 years and many harrowing rains. Don't submerge the car, and if you do- cut it off. Give it a chance- a car that sucks in any water won't be easy to start, so if you do suck some in- pull the plugs before cranking the motor, and give it some time to dry out. Don't crank it with the plugs in there until you've given it time to dry out.