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So, this thread is for idiot moments that we all have.


For instance, we had a little hoodrat style G2G at my place this weekend... We grilled some chicken on the little charcoal grill by the garage...drum roll.....

WHO is the cherokee wintard that put the chicken flat ( the styrofoam thingy the chicken breasts came on) in my big trash can ( the one that gets emptied every 2-3 months ) in the garage...With the warm day we had today... I came home, and opened my garage to install the new lights I bought and it smelled like a chicken had exploded out of a dead horses ass with fromunda cheese as a side dish.
 

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So, this thread is for idiot moments that we all have.
it smelled like a chicken had exploded out of a dead horses ass with fromunda cheese as a side dish.
Smells Like dinner's ready[vommit]

I ummm yeahhhhhh I play alot of Video Games and most nights that I play It gets very dark most times cause i wont turn on the light (god forbid i get up)

Well that night I was eating popcorn and it was dark I dropped a piece and picked it up and ate it. It was the worste tasting thing ever. It was a piece of chop meat from a few weeks earlier when i had made taco's..

Good News my h Key worked all the time after that!
 

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Oh man I know how bad that can smell
 

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Ewww.

SO there was a fair bit of food that wasnt eaten on labor day.
Apparently ALL of it was in the kitchen trash can.
And i have a dog...
Just guess what i found when i got home from work today.
NASTY hot dog/hamburger/sausage/cake/egg/pasta/+ whatever else...
From the kitchen floor all the way into living room.[xx(]
Usually shes a really good dog. It was just too tempting i guess.[smackbum]
 

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Kevin, my dog Silva has been quilty of that more than once...like you said, just too much temptation... I know I was a good boy and a member of the clean plate club...oh crap, I did leave a plate outside when I was grilling.
 

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LOL, by typing quickly at night...
 

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^^^ Don't know, going out there this morning, HOPEFULLY its gone.
 

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What, you don't like stinking raw chicken air freshener?
 

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ummm, NOPE, thankfully it is gone, replaced by the wonderful smell of grease and oil.
 

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I think Ken did it, I would have tried to have burn it
 

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^^^ Nice phone call today... LOL, sorry I was so busy.
 

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Want a Wintard moment? Here ya go.... I was so tired this morning when my son woke me up, I almost put his untoasted waffles in his glass and his iced tea in the toaster. Luckily I had waffles in one hand and tea in the other so I could just switch sides and get it right. Yeah, had to laugh at myself a little.
 

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^^^ Yeah, I put the phone in the freezer once.
 

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Well my neighbor gave me some tomatoes his past weekend.
Which i left downstairs in the laundry room.
So when my wife came down to do laundry something was REAL stinky.
The matoes rotted an d melted all over the shelf they were on.[chair]

I also sprayed polo in my mouth a couple years ago getting ready for a date,
-in my defense i was working ALOT and drinking heavily at the time too..[eek]
 

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^^^ Polo in the mouth, well, I"ll bet that was some fresh breath.
 

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I was a BIG cherokee wintard this morning, can't talk about it too much on here, but it did involve a LG ZX3 and a S2000. [nutkick] Some of you already know, but damn, I will never do that AGAIN! [shhh] So no more Ricer Fly-Bys, No more Speeding to much for me for a while. [thumb]
 
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