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Old 09-25-2012, 12:59 AM   #1
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Low Budget Lowering

My sister gave me this diy lowering kit for my birthday a while back. We all thought it was very funny and I thought that you guys would enjoy it also.

I was given a box with "Ford Focus Lowering Kit" written on the side. Upon opening I found the following instructions along with four roofing nails.

Ford Focus Lowering Kit Instructions
  • Remove four 1/2 inch nails from packaging.
  • Step outside the front door and locate your personal and/or neighbor's car.
  • Place each nail directly in front of each tire, front and rear, head sitting flat on the pavement with point wedged neatly in the tire tread.
  • Run back into the house and fetch your set of keys (hot wiring is acceptable only in the event of the keys being misplaced)
  • Place keys into ignition and turn (this should start the engine, if not you will need to purchase a separate kit) drive forward about three inches, turn off car and get out. You should soon hear a faint (or loud if you purchaced the deluxe kit) hissing sound from the tires.

Ford Focus lowering complete
(Ford takes no responsibility for any damage occurring to the vehicle because of installation)

The kit is still brand new in the box if anyone wishes to test it let me know


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Old 09-25-2012, 01:35 AM   #2
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I'd get her a DIY husband kit.
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Old 09-25-2012, 05:37 AM   #3
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That's funny, I didn't know dishwasher's could give presents.
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Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!
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Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!

Now that's a whitty response, I like it!!!!!
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That's funny, I didn't know dishwasher's could give presents.
Are you calling my sister a dishwasher!?!

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Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!
I thought of that too but she was very specific about it being a "Ford Focus Lowering Kit"
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I thought of that too but she was very specific about it being a "Ford Focus Lowering Kit"
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