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Old 11-14-2005, 04:39 PM   #1281
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Old 11-14-2005, 06:24 PM   #1282
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Damn there are a lot of pages in this thread. Anyways, there are a few rice burners here in southern cali too, especially at UTI (universal techincal institute, automotive school) I hope ill be able to get a few pictures without any probs!!!
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Old 11-14-2005, 06:56 PM   #1283
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Dude that picture there, lol....looks like he wants to get out and throw you a beatdown!
HOLY CRAPPERS...LMBO! I never noticed he was giving me the evil eye like that while I snapped the pic!!! OMG, that is so freaking hilarious...I have tried so many times to find him when I'm cruising around, but to no avail as of yet. I'll be sure to post if I take him out...
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Old 11-14-2005, 06:56 PM   #1284
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Old 11-15-2005, 10:27 AM   #1285
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Yeah, he is not real happy with you taking the pic...LMAO... If you are ashamed of your ride...get another one !!!Geez
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:04 AM   #1286
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Geez look how bad the door fits! And what happened to the side skirts. Man have respect for your own car, dont trash it, even if it is a horedious honda.
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:14 AM   #1287
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Geez look how bad the door fits!

My thoughts exactely... If you are going to do it... do it right !
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Old 11-15-2005, 11:21 AM   #1288
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That whole car looks thrown together... *chuckles*
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Old 11-16-2005, 07:59 AM   #1289
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man oh man, that is some fine grain rice there.

I'll point out all the best rice cooking techniques this guy has employed.

-Single wiper "conversion" with the double bladed, color matched wiper, a move only a pro racer would pull.
-Stick on hood pins.
-A sideways window banner, to increase that performance oriented blindspot
-Aftermarket, aerodynamic, oversized rearview mirrors
-Required NOS sticker
-Aftermarket rims that have been painted white, that's right, check out the center cap.
-Of course, random GrAfYXXs yo. I like the selection of side graphics as well as racing stripes.
-Uber ricey poorly aligned, poorly color matched big mouth front bumper cover
-hot hot hot headlight lids
-i'm not even going to go into the leopard interior.
-missing body parts, for weight reduction
-the driver side A-pillar antenna mod (push it down into the a-pillar) to a center rear mount - just like a bimmer man.
-horrific clear lens tail lights
-painted rear suspension carriage (wtf is that for?)
-terrifying negative camber due to being cheap and not lowering the car right, or function follows form in order to get that awesome tucked look.
- VTEC and SI stickers, just so that you know he will burn you if you step up
- aweful rear bumper cover alignment, scuffs on the underside
- license plate frame made from what looks like strap hanger steel
- missing trunk alignment
- fart can
-the aforementioned spoiler. lets say that he did need extra downforce in the back, he sure isn't getting it with the angle of attack that wing is set to.
-also, not only does he have the maltese cross on the sides, he has one on the front bumper, so you know whats coming up behind you. as well as one cut into the tint in the back window so you know what just blew by you.
-check out the HUGE tach. actually, i think its more then a tach. if you look through the rear window at it its got like three miniguages built into the face - this guy must be serious about performance.

How much do you want to bet he just popped the door open and was posing in the parking lot.
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Old 11-16-2005, 08:55 AM   #1290
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One more thing about this dude...he's like the classic ricer in attitude as well. The 'look' while driving, with the hand at 12 o'clock on the wheel, shoulder up, and right hand to the mouth. Literally, all the little ricers in my city treat him as the 'Rice God'... it's hilarious.
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