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Old 12-14-2004, 09:16 AM   #1021
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oh, OK... um wee tah did
A few more:

1.) I Sofa King We Todd Did
2.) My Kojak Son
3.) Hoof Arted

Just read them...slowly...over and over... Slap that knee!
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Old 12-14-2004, 09:27 PM   #1022
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riceuh



rice meh !
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:11 PM   #1023
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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...OMG!
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Old 12-15-2004, 10:58 AM   #1024
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I saw that same wing on the top of a Ford windstar minivan.
All that's missing is Calvin peeing on something.
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Old 12-15-2004, 04:25 PM   #1025
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Originally posted by jakedillon84
A few more:

1.) I Sofa King We Todd Did
2.) My Kojak Son
3.) Hoof Arted

Just read them...slowly...over and over... Slap that knee!
hoof hearted Ice melted ;).....

i just found this thread and wow...never gotten so many good ideas for my car at once
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Old 12-15-2004, 06:51 PM   #1026
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go athf!! I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!! anyway I cant believe this thread is still going it makes me go crazy every time I look.
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Old 12-15-2004, 08:23 PM   #1027
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rice meh !
That pic isnt that funny... but...

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Old 12-15-2004, 09:04 PM   #1028
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^^ lmao..

vin diesel's gay look sells that dialogue lol
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Old 12-15-2004, 09:43 PM   #1029
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I love that dialog! Yeah, those stickers and that Blaupunkt intake should net you 60 HP...easy!

RICE REPORT: This evening, me old man and I go cruisin' tha boulevard for some ice crizzle when LO AND BEHOLD...RICE! It was an Eclipse with a paint job that looked like it spent some time skidding on its roof, nice shopping cart spoiler and about a dozen stickers. A fart pipe wheezed out the left side. Right behind him was a non-riced Mustang GT in hot pursuit (yay Ford!, avenge thyself). The stickers really set it off though. C'mon, at least make sure you have the products they come with...

RICE REPORT #2: Heard from my old man the guy across the street had committed blasphemy against his Honda motorcycle. He's got the same model as I, but he's shaved all the markings off of it and replaced them with authentic "Harley-Davidson" emblems. Be Proud! Hondas almost never break down...(knock on wood)...just make sure you have oil and a filter installed in the engine and you'll be good to go! This is rice in its highest form! Oh, I got a country song from this, but nobody takes it: "My Bikes are Hondas, But My Car's a Ford"...I will write that song and get back to ya'll ASAP.


The Constitutional Definition of Rice (First Draft) - more to come
1. Rice (First Order): Installation of an exhaust muffler or system that produces excess exhaust noise without the added horsepower/torque to warrant installation of such system. The rear outlet(s) must exceed 5 inches in diameter.
2. Ricer (Second Order): Installation of an oversized rear wing or spoiler (especially on front-wheel-drive vehicles) without the intention of using said equipment. This is compounded when the vehicle does not frequent speeds in excess of 55 m.p.h.
3. Rice'a'Roni (Order of San Francisco Treat): Application of stickers or marking emblems falsely indicating the vehicle contains certain performance products (Alpine, Nology, Sparco, VeilSide, Kraft, Hunt's, Heinz, Uncle Ben's, etc.). This can be tested by inquiring how a certain product works for the ricer..."Say, how do those Alpine piston rings work?". The clever ricer will know this is a ruse, this is when inquiring minds are on their own.
4. Installation of a turbo-sounding tailpipe whistler...MY GOD...
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:35 AM   #1030
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That NEON needs some spinna hubs yo!
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