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Old 10-07-2004, 07:28 PM   #1
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Funny car fourm jokes, thought I'd share!

These are unedited, thought you'd get a chuckle.

What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!<----


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Old 10-07-2004, 07:34 PM   #2
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lol some of those are hilarious. Where did you come up with all that? damn
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Old 10-07-2004, 07:35 PM   #3
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Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

and

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

are the only ones that got a laugh out of me. The others are ok.
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Old 10-07-2004, 07:36 PM   #4
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hahahaha!!!! at first i thought those were serious posts. haha. pretty funny man.
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Old 10-07-2004, 07:44 PM   #5
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Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)


^^^ Those are really hillarious! Good finds!

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Old 10-07-2004, 08:04 PM   #6
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hahahaha; the wrx, crown victoria, miata, chevy tahoe and mini ones were hilarious......hahahahahahaha
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Old 10-07-2004, 08:07 PM   #7
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I only wish i had those type of problems. Thats great stuff man very funny where did you find it?
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It was emailed to me from an old Army buddy. Hes a GM F-body guy and I was a Mustang guy, we like to rag on eachother. I was surprised he didnt alter the Camaro forum joke.
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Old 10-07-2004, 09:45 PM   #9
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Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

This one gave me a laugh, the others were good.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?
Remind's me of a liecense plate I saw on one "75 WATTS"
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Thats freakin hilarious....great find bud!
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