I always loved sending privates to supply to get some BA-11 Sierras.
I always found humor in having to go to Family Advocacy Program (FAP...really army?)
I wear a BOHICA tab at all times under my left pocket flap.
Sent some privates to get some lube for the PU-55-Y.
Told a new guy to go to his plt sgt to get a PRC-E7 for his PT card.
And, I know its not an accronym, but who has had someone get an exhaust sample, batteries for the chemlights, check the armor for soft spots, sent someone to turn on the range fan, a box of grid squares, or an AT-4 backblast bag?