The Official NW Boredom Thread

[CJohn364]

Thanks. Here's some interesting facts for everyone:

You will find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O..

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

I posted this in the joke thread, but thought I'd share with you all.

[CJohn364]

I'm Batpug. Happy Halloween.

[Scrappy N20]

that is great!! I really like that one!!!

[gonefhsn]

Carl I dont want to see the clorox and brake fluid smoke from my house...

[the_07ninja]

Batpug ....lol..I wonder what the penguin looks like?

[docsmith1]

[CJohn364]

Originally Posted by gonefhsn

Carl I dont want to see the clorox and brake fluid smoke from my house...

Party pooper. LOL.

[the_07ninja]

Originally Posted by docsmith1

was that the headline in the news paper, in the city called Pugville

[kritter]

Blah, so long story short my poor SVT was almost no more today. Me and my girlfriend were going over an over pass that also has an entrance to the freeway on it (2 lanes on either side with no turn lane for the on-ramp WTF), so anyways the traffic was clear ahead of us so a couple of SUVs got on the freeway, well we get onto the bridge and right as the last SUV gets on some girl who didn't see me in the right lane and a miata in the left lane behind me goes for the on-ramp, so Im like crap, Im toast. So I brake and honk my horn she realizes that there are two cars coming towards her. but instead of getting back in her lane of traffic she stops in the left lane of oncoming traffic, and the guy in the miata who was like 10 feet behind me in the left lane slams into her head on (let me also say, I am so happy I switched lanes like 10 seconds before this happened). Very scary, so I instantly tell my girlfriend to call 911 and we stop at the pizzahut like 300 feet away. We then walk towards the crash site once we backtracked and parked at a grocery store that had a safe trail that led to the over pass to talk to the officer that was there by then, and told him that we witnessed the crash literally. But I guess he didn't need our account of things. Everyone was alright thank god. But yah my first close call ever since I started driving two years ago.

[gonefhsn]

Oooooo Hum