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Old 10-26-2012, 03:23 PM   #8171
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My friend's fiance had a little incident caused from sheer, unadulterated ery: ruined her car and copped 6 charges in the process! Chief among them being DUI & DWI... my friend cannot stop laying into her about it (he's usually the one funked up!).
What you can't see is that the 100lbs chick that did this was unbelted... and the force of the final impact threw her through the space the center console used to occupy and into the passenger side seat-back. She hit the seat so hard it bent the frame and rails so it's facing forward at a forty five degree angle!




If this isn't an auto-fail; I don't know what is!
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Old 10-26-2012, 03:51 PM   #8172
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Anything that involves alcohol and driving is a fail. I did that once but was smart enough to pull over and grab a bite to eat and chill till I sobered up. Dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. I took the risk of myself and others into m hands that weren't capable of driving. Never did it again especially because a good friend and my girlfriend were both with me and I rarely drink now because how mad I got at myself.

Another fail is my mom backed into my car in the driveway. Luckily she only scratched her bumper and mine only slightly. I guess it is pay back for when I backed into her one day lol. having 6 cars in your house with 3 drivers and only a 2 car garage gets interesting.
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:26 AM   #8173
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Where's the side bar for the ladies?
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Old 10-27-2012, 06:57 AM   #8174
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Becuase fat girls can't jump.
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Old 10-27-2012, 10:48 AM   #8175
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The same reason I lower my cars...interesting
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Old 10-27-2012, 11:12 AM   #8176
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The same reason I lower my cars...interesting
This comment is full of win! As for the truck.... Not sure why it's become such a big fad. Stacks on a Pick-up IMHO look ridiculous and should be killed with fire!!! Stacks belong on a REAL truck....
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Old 10-27-2012, 12:04 PM   #8177
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Never been to oil country have you? haha

I see this kinda crap all the time.
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Old 10-27-2012, 02:31 PM   #8178
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Stacks on a Pick-up IMHO look ridiculous and should be killed with fire!!! Stacks belong on a REAL truck....
I'll say one thing for stacks. At least they don't blow black smoke straight at you when your following behind one.
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Old 10-27-2012, 03:11 PM   #8179
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This comment is full of win! As for the truck.... Not sure why it's become such a big fad. Stacks on a Pick-up IMHO look ridiculous and should be killed with fire!!! Stacks belong on a REAL truck....
How much of a real truck do you want? About half of those trucks like that around me have the upwards side of 900 ft/lbs of tq.


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Exactly what I'm talking about. Even though its a Cummins its nice. But there's nothing like a powerstroke. The stacks also help performance and sound awesome. Don't hate on the little big rigs. Stacks are awesome.
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