"Map" of the Bay Area

[azdamay]

Have you seen this? I'm not on Facebook so maybe this already went around a long time ago but I saw it on the news tonight. It's sorta accurate if you have a thick skin and a sense of humor. I couldn't find a higher resolution copy of it.

I grew up in SHOPPING MALL, moved to RICH PEOPLE UP ON HILLS, then moved to GANGS METH LABS TRUCK STOPS (and that one is definitely accurate... I'm looking at you, next door neighbor).

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[norcalfocus01]

I saw it a LOL'd hard. Its so damn true.

[azdamay]

Yeah I guess you live in HELL according to the map. What are your thoughts on that? Today I went for a drive in RICH PEOPLE/YACHTS and off in the distance I could see the BIRD SHIT ISLANDS.

[MisterJohnson]

lol I lived in Gun & Liquor Stores, worked in Oakland State Park, then moved to Hell on the east side of SoCal Water Siphon

[philsredsvt]

funny

[TheGlassMaker]

Originally Posted by azdamay

I've been to Hell drove 160mph through it with 5 other cars was kinda fun. No idea who they where just happened to get in the group. Spent most of the time there in the fake mountain, vegan area then spent a whole day around El something, more oakland area. Took a visit at the tourist jail, then headed out across the bay bridge parking area up through Hella big trees stopped to look at the sharks then continued north out of the state.