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Old 05-16-2011, 03:02 PM   #5381
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Hello everybody, I am a new guy. Do you accept rice reports on cars other than Focuses? I know it's a bit off topic, but I've got three good ones that I put on my blog a while ago. Two of them are horrible, and one is almost respectable. Forgive me if this seems at all spammy. Not trying to drive traffic to my blog, as I've pretty much stopped updating the thing anyway. Just thought these might give you a chuckle.


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Unfinished Mazda MX-6

(You can see my '03 ZX5 parked in the background in that second pic, by the way)


Nightmarish Honda Accord


Scion XB with BMW grill, badges, and wheels
welcome to the site! as far as the rice reports, we post pictures about every kind of car!
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:09 PM   #5382
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Ah, glad to hear it! I sure have been enjoying the ricey Focuses in this thread!

Here's an interesting pic I snapped in San Francisco a couple of days ago:



Not really rice, per se, but the fact that he's got a Mitsubishi Pajero spare tire cover prominently displayed on a Toyota does seem kind of like a ricey move to me.

Mainly, I snapped the pic because I find it entertaining that "pajero" means something naughty in Spanish.
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:24 PM   #5383
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Rice report, retro edition:

These are scans of literature I received in the mail from a kit car company back in the mid 1980s.

Yes, those are Ford Pintos underneath all that plastic!







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Old 05-16-2011, 03:27 PM   #5384
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Also from the 1980s, and along similar lines, here's a scan from a book on British hot rods. Yes, that's a Chevette.


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Old 05-17-2011, 07:45 PM   #5385
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did you see all the pics from the dealer ad, the whole body kit is rice , plus the mid wing and the huge wing above that. i might go test drive it just to see how it feels, i would almost consider buying it, but i would need to get a new front bumper and rip all the other crap off
the body kit, wings, monster tach and all ricey. although the go bits might make it worth it. and swap that damn bottle around the right way
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:20 AM   #5386
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too all that call the SVT rice....so you are callin warenej's car rice to because it has a cervini body kit on it?
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Old 05-18-2011, 09:47 AM   #5387
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The dacia sandero, so rice.

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Old 05-19-2011, 02:24 PM   #5388
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The teeg is my coworkers car. the white one is mine.
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^^ who is this warenej? never met him before so yes i'm calling WARENEJ's focus rice.

warneej on the other hand had a pretty good car. the body kit isnt for me, but he seem's to ahve it together in the speed dept.
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