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Old 03-22-2010, 09:03 PM   #151
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Old 03-23-2010, 12:30 AM   #152
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Originally Posted by 2-D View Post

"hey, your shorts are the same color as my wheels." I said to the beached whale, as she lay between Evan and my cars, giggling like she found a chocolate bar. "Good thing i'm already married" she replied as I sit there confused and enlightened. "Who would marry that?" I asked myself. Only to realize that she probably has been married a while and just let herself go.
I then found myself in the clutches of the most intoxicated female I have ever seen in my life. She longed for love and affection. I saw it in her eyes. Like, there was something missing in her life that she is trying to fill with substances and drunken nights out with "the girls". For a moment after we made out, she gave me a look. It was a bewildered look, but something I have seen before. She was looking at me like she never felt this feeling before and she was confused and looking at me for answers. She then fell over and forgot what she was thinking about as she was picked up by her friends and carried off to the next group of guys down the beach. But for a moment there in her life, she got to feel a real orgasm.
You are the man I think she would never made it to the birthday sex !!!!!! This is what she did on Evans car
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Old 03-23-2010, 03:13 AM   #153
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maaaaaaaannnnnnnn why can't i find drunk love!

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Old 03-23-2010, 08:55 AM   #154
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LMAO Joel, your my new hero
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Old 03-23-2010, 04:08 PM   #155
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funny shit joel, good stories for later...
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