TRACK: Story Time

[CrazyMatt]

^^^^^^^^^^

Ahhhhhhhhhh ahahha ah ah ah a ahahahahhaha aha ah ah!!!

THat was BRILLIANT!

Although.. you forgot to add that those kids are also 'skateboarding on the sidewalks!' haha.

[bigjordan]

Originally posted by Scott_SVT
The Old and the Forgetful... Suburbia Safety Patrol

It's thirty years later, Paul Walker and Vin Deisel have teamed up again for the final edition of this infamous racing saga.

Inside their gated community in South Florida, a troubling group of young whipper-snappers have begun walking across lawns, driving above 10 mph, not coming to a complete stop for the speed bumps and other tom-foolery. Something MUST be done!

The community leaders call upon their esteemed neighbors, Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker) and Dominic Toretto (Vin Deisel) to come to their aid. Using the very latest in technology, the two fifty-something year old men attempt to stop the hooligans by forming a neighborhood watch, utilizing their high powered ultra custom Lark Electric Scooters....





yep... us old guys need to be put out to pasture

you know whats crazy??? vin diesel is like 40 years old now.

[scorpio1118_2000]

I hope Im in as good a condition when im 40.

[gitar111]

Originally posted by bigjordan
you know whats crazy??? vin diesel is like 40 years old now.

you know what else is crazy, he still cant act.

[CrazyMatt]

Oh.. he showed a LITTLE bit of his acting chops in the new movie that came out.. You don't even RECOGNIZE that its Vin Deisel.. and he was pretty good in it... check it out.. its called 'Find Me Guilty'

When Vin Deisel jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet. Instead, the water gets Vin

heh.

[gitar111]

yeah i think i saw preveiws for that flick matt, he had hair.... weird. And actually he was pretty good in the pacifier, that movie was not too bad. But Riddick was possibly the worst acting i've ever seen in a movie.

And i do love the vin diesel jokes.

[zetecfreak]

Oh come on guys, you know that Fast And The Furious is SUPER realistic. Those 350z's are mean brother, who cares if there underpowered and overweight, there a import sports car that cost 35k. It only takes a few bucks to make one out run the domestics, like the 05gt mustang, which only costs 26k. Man, Imports are the best. I only bought a focus cause I couldnt afford a Honda.

LOL, I should go kill my self for saying all that.

[dazada]

Originally posted by Scott_SVT
utilizing their high powered ultra custom Lark Electric Scooters....

No way they would choose the Lark Electrics over the Hoverounds! All the horsepower with twice the mobility... w00t!

[CrazyMatt]

Originally posted by dazada
No way they would choose the Lark Electrics over the Hoverounds! All the horsepower with twice the mobility... w00t!

Dude. Its all about the Rascal.

Vin Deisel's sperm don't have tails. They drive Ferrari's