*Sung to the tune from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*
I never thought that life could be,
Anything but Catastrophe.
But suddenly I began to see,
A bit of good luck for me...
Cause I've got a ROTM nomination...
I've got a Golden Star next to my name.
Cap America and Deadpool walk into a bar, Cap orders a glass of milk, because he's Cap. DP orders a glass of Human Crap, because he's Deadpool.
O'er Pirates from the Black of Pitch