So I charged the battery with a charger up to 12v. I unplugged it and stuck on my voltmeter. It drops voltage at .01 a second... disconnected the batter from the car and it still drops voltage but much more slowly. I think the battery is bad amongst something in my car drawing power off of it. I hooked back up and it no longer dropped outrageously fast. Further testing will have to be done later.
2003 Ford Focus ZX3("FUBARCUS" was "Brokus") - old and still busted
2007 Subaru Impreza 2.5i - current DD