Same exact thing happened to be a while back. No lights came on, the car didn't even want to make a sound when I tried to start it. I jumped my car off, and it worked just perfect. Try jump starting your car, and let it run for a minute or to, and then try to start it again. When I jump started my car it ran just fine, but as soon as I turned it off, same thing happened.
The problem was loose battery connections. Even when it's just a little loose it will cause problems.