Originally Posted by lyonsroar
Failure thread is fail.
I skimmed the thread and decided not post, but then you posted that gif... it brought back a memory I had completely forgotten! In the 6th grade there was this heavy girl named Lucretia who danced in the school talent show (to Paula Abdul's Straight Up). Needless to say, that gif is what happened. She wasn't a very likable person though, so no one felt too bad about it. There were various jokes about "straight down" set to the lyrics of the song as I recall. Thanks for the random memory jog.
Meh to the rest of this thread.