I had Bridgestone Blizzaks installed on my Titanium and there are no issues whatsoever. Took the car out in the wee morning after the snow and I was thoroughly impressed. The TC light did come on a couple of times but I eased off the accelerator. Remember, it's witner and you're not gonna have the same traction! FYI, I had Michelin Ice-X 2 on my previous car which was a Nissan Altima and they were horrid in the snow.
BTW, regarding that Toronto joke about sending in the army......too funny! However, some people just cannot drive in the winter and I wonder why they're even on the road to begin with.