Well, the dealer I bought my strut bearings from today had a yellow ST in stock. I took a peek at the rear suspension, and it was immediately obvious that the rear shocks from the ST won't work on our cars, unfortunately.
So, I've now got 2 worthless OEM shocks.
The fronts seem to be a direct fit, though. Not sure when I'll be able to bolt these up, but I'll have updates when I finally do.
In the meantime, I need to do some research on what rear shocks I'm going to run now.
Joined the dark side.