That sounds like a fun job, the valet one does. And yes Chrysler is garbage, and, IMHO, it makes me so mad whenver I see a new one because the logo and even the freaking tail lights are so dang close to those of an Aston Martin. Pisses me off more than anything. While although I hate them with a passion, I can say my least favorite car of all time is a Chevy HHR. That car is just flat out ugly.
You're telling me they use that giant @$$ box to ship that little stapler-sized box??? Who's dum that's running the place that put dummer in charge of shipping? Assassinate him. I take that back, assassinate both of them. With a pencil.