Haha, Cy. Pushing that "Hawaiian Steak". I love Spam fried rice, Spam musubi, well pretty much Spam anything
Oh, and seriously, there are some cool drives on O'ahu, but by FAR the best is Round Top Drive(aka "Tantalus"). Go around evening and stop where You see a bunch of people parked and You will see this, or something like it:
Oops, one more thing, when You go to the North Shore, stop at Ted's Bakery(right across from Sunset Beach on the mountain(Mauka) side), best plate lunches on O'ahu.
That's it, I'm moving back to become a damn tour guide!