You're doing it wrong!(Post autofails here!)
I saw in the other thread for a specific Rice Reports thread, so lets start one.
My best Rice Report iswhen I was at the Columbus NMRA show this May (where my Mustang won 5.0 Mustang and Super Fords magazine's Editors Choice award by the way). I noticed that almost every car form crappy old Tauruses to a couple Omni had one of those stipid foot tal alum. APC wings on it. The wings were worth more than someof these cars. There must have been a clearance sale!