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Old 11-01-2003, 12:46 AM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by GonFishin
A good driver accelerates onto the interstate instead of poking along looking for a mile wide opening.
A good driver can bark at least 3rd gear in their focus!! 4th gear is for great drivers...lol
A good driver can sneeze without blinking, and cough without farting.
A good driver does not drive with either leg folded under them in the seat (Ladies!!!).
A good passenger does not gag when I hit bumps on the road!
A good driver only runs red lights when no one is looking.
A good driver turns his/her stereo up loud enough so people without stereos in their car can enjoy some music.
A courtious driver rolls down the windows after farting and rolls up the windows when smoking chronic.
A good driver does not hit mailboxes while driving drunk.
NICE!!! The smart ass serious comments I like cause their TRUE!!!!!!! THIS IS THE WAY PPL SHOULD DRIVE!!!! Minus the smoking part cause I hate the smell of smoke (cough)
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