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Old 10-31-2003, 02:04 PM   #20
TORQUERULES
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Quote:
Originally posted by GonFishin
A good driver doesn't swerve while receiving oral sex.
A good driver knows when and when not to pass on the shoulder.
A good focus driver can race a honda from a red light in a 5-speed with hands casually folded on the top of his/her head.
A good driver can maintain speed without swerving while hitting/passing a blunt with a cop behind him/her.
A good driver uses the FAST LANE TO DRIVE FASTER THAN OTHER DRIVERS!!!

BTW: I'm a good driver.
I'm with you brother!!!
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