10-31-2003, 02:04 PM
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The Professor
Join Date: Oct 2003
Fan#: 1083
Location: Ripley, WV
What I Drive: '12 Black SEL 302A; '87 'Stang
Posts: 2,578
FF Reputation: 9  Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: ( 3)
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Quote:
Originally posted by GonFishin
A good driver doesn't swerve while receiving oral sex.
A good driver knows when and when not to pass on the shoulder.
A good focus driver can race a honda from a red light in a 5-speed with hands casually folded on the top of his/her head.
A good driver can maintain speed without swerving while hitting/passing a blunt with a cop behind him/her.
A good driver uses the FAST LANE TO DRIVE FASTER THAN OTHER DRIVERS!!!
BTW: I'm a good driver.
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I'm with you brother!!!
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