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Old 10-31-2003, 01:55 PM   #18
GonFishin
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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Location: Middle Tennessee
What I Drive: 2000 ZX3 / 2006 Mustang GT

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A good driver accelerates onto the interstate instead of poking along looking for a mile wide opening.
A good driver can bark at least 3rd gear in their focus!! 4th gear is for great drivers...lol
A good driver can sneeze without blinking, and cough without farting.
A good driver does not drive with either leg folded under them in the seat (Ladies!!!).
A good passenger does not gag when I hit bumps on the road!
A good driver only runs red lights when no one is looking.
A good driver turns his/her stereo up loud enough so people without stereos in their car can enjoy some music.
A courtious driver rolls down the windows after farting and rolls up the windows when smoking chronic.
A good driver does not hit mailboxes while driving drunk.
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2000 ZX3 / Stage 1 + Gears / Intake / Exhaust / Tune
128whp @ 5000rpm and 135wtq @ 3800rpm

2006 Mustang GT / Intake / Exhaust / Tune
roughly 290rwhp & 315rwtq
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