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Old 10-31-2003, 12:46 PM   #11
GonFishin
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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What I Drive: 2000 ZX3 / 2006 Mustang GT

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A good driver doesn't swerve while receiving oral sex.
A good driver knows when and when not to pass on the shoulder.
A good focus driver can race a honda from a red light in a 5-speed with hands casually folded on the top of his/her head.
A good driver can maintain speed without swerving while hitting/passing a blunt with a cop behind him/her.
A good driver uses the FAST LANE TO DRIVE FASTER THAN OTHER DRIVERS!!!

BTW: I'm a good driver.
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2000 ZX3 / Stage 1 + Gears / Intake / Exhaust / Tune
128whp @ 5000rpm and 135wtq @ 3800rpm

2006 Mustang GT / Intake / Exhaust / Tune
roughly 290rwhp & 315rwtq
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