Well, just to add to the current mysery.
My alternator just went.. i think it did anyway.
Pulled into the garage, put £15 worth of petty in it.. Turned the key... No-Start. Not a thing.
The electrics are working but were flickering and dimming for most of the time ive had it (5 days).
It's going back to the dealer tomorow to get all its shit sorted. Wish me luck ha.