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MattDzx3 09-25-2012 12:59 AM

Low Budget Lowering
 
My sister gave me this diy lowering kit for my birthday a while back. We all thought it was very funny and I thought that you guys would enjoy it also.

I was given a box with "Ford Focus Lowering Kit" written on the side. Upon opening I found the following instructions along with four roofing nails.

Ford Focus Lowering Kit Instructions
  • Remove four 1/2 inch nails from packaging.
  • Step outside the front door and locate your personal and/or neighbor's car.
  • Place each nail directly in front of each tire, front and rear, head sitting flat on the pavement with point wedged neatly in the tire tread.
  • Run back into the house and fetch your set of keys (hot wiring is acceptable only in the event of the keys being misplaced)
  • Place keys into ignition and turn (this should start the engine, if not you will need to purchase a separate kit) drive forward about three inches, turn off car and get out. You should soon hear a faint (or loud if you purchaced the deluxe kit) hissing sound from the tires.

Ford Focus lowering complete
(Ford takes no responsibility for any damage occurring to the vehicle because of installation)

The kit is still brand new in the box if anyone wishes to test it let me know [angel]

iminhell 09-25-2012 01:35 AM

I'd get her a DIY husband kit.

sixshooter 09-25-2012 05:37 AM

That's funny, I didn't know dishwasher's could give presents.

05focusST91 09-25-2012 06:46 AM

Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!

Geezer 09-25-2012 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 05focusST91 (Post 4371964)
Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!


Now that's a whitty response, I like it!!!!!

MattDzx3 09-25-2012 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sixshooter (Post 4371917)
That's funny, I didn't know dishwasher's could give presents.

Are you calling my sister a dishwasher!?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 05focusST91 (Post 4371964)
Lol id do it to her car and say HEY! ITS UNIVERSAL!!!!!!

[giddy][giddy] I thought of that too but she was very specific about it being a "Ford Focus Lowering Kit"

sixshooter 09-26-2012 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MattDzx3 (Post 4373391)
Are you calling my sister a dishwasher!?!



[giddy][giddy] I thought of that too but she was very specific about it being a "Ford Focus Lowering Kit"

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