Funny Military Acronyms
 

We all know that the Military loves using acronyms and that everyone has either heard of or made up a funny acronym before. Well, now is the time to share those witty quips and a brief summary of it's meaning. For instance, I heard this one the other day from my Ops SGM:

P.E.N.I.S.: Basically, a key leader rehearsal for either a mission or ceremony.

Practical
Exercise
Not
Including
Soldiers

Okay, your turn. [rofl][rofl]

LOL good one

Marine....


muscles
are
required
intelligence
not
essential


.....go army!...hehe..j/k jarheads

I'm not in the military but Ive got one that I use quite often

Fu**ed
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition

P.N.N.: When the PVTs know what's going on before the leaders do.

Private
News
Network

then there is B.O.H.I.C.A.

Bend
Over
Here
It
Comes
Again

MADAM

Multipurpose Automatic Data Analysis Machine

..maybe not that funny lol

at our base MMOC (actually missile maintenance ops control)

Micro Management Operations Center....Just a moment!

I'm an Army brat so I know this one:

U.S. Army backwards:

Yes
My
Retarded
Ass
Signed
Up

And U.S. Army forwards:

Uncle
Sam
Ain't
Released
Me
Yet