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Old 07-11-2005, 07:19 PM   #1
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Double spank

Don't ya love the double spank?

This dude at work had a Civic CRX, I have no idea if it was fast, but it was loud. Anyway, in a moment of clarity, he raced a Lancer for titles and lost.

The driver of the Lancer says, "Look, son, this race was totally unfair. I'll tell you what, I'll let you win your car back, only this time you drive the Lancer and I'll drive the CRX!"

So they race again and this time the CRX wins...barely..but it wins! Double spank!

Triple spank because the dude actually bought his own CRX back. Oh, the humanity!

I will never race for titles. However, if I lose, you can take over my car payments.

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Old 07-11-2005, 07:52 PM   #2
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hahaha....that's crazy man...
i do it for the love that i get from the bottom of a bottle...
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Old 07-11-2005, 09:02 PM   #3
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haha! love the story!! what a freakin dumb @ss!!
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