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Old 02-15-2006, 10:25 AM   #1
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Talking Just a little driving humor

One of my co-workers e-mailed this to me. I thought I'd share.



GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he discovered the
problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!"
The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
lemonade!)



BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano , Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.



BEST
A young woman was pulled over in Austin, Texas for speeding. As the TX
State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police
Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
too hard to start her car.


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Old 02-15-2006, 10:30 AM   #2
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LOL
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:35 AM   #3
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the last one was really the best..

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Old 02-15-2006, 10:44 AM   #4
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....I actually know someone who did the second one a while back.
(and NO, I am not kidding)
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:47 AM   #5
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#3 is great, what else could you do, but just say have a nice day maam and let her go...
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:52 AM   #6
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I know. I think I may have to remember that one. I don't plan to get any tickets any time soon, but it never hurts to be prepared...........
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:58 AM   #7
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funny, funny sh!t.
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i cant stop laughing that is great
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best one is the mailed photo of handcuffs
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