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Old 01-14-2004, 01:51 PM   #1
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More rice bashing!

I found this here: http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2gvjv/riceboy.htm

You might be a Rice Boy if....

Your car has more horsepower than torque

You have no idea what your decals mean

You have a huge wing on the back of your car

You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine

Your four door family car has racing decals

You have quad exhaust tips on a 4 cylinder engine

You think sounding like a bumblebee is manly

Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block

Your turbo puts out more power than your engine

You car has colors that help promote the circus

You put thousands of money into your engine and still can't beat a stock Firebird, Camaro or Mustang

You need Nitrous to try to win a race

You make your base car look like a faster model (there are even domestic rice boys)

You have more foglights on you car then power to turn them on

When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars


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Old 01-14-2004, 01:55 PM   #2
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lmao hahaha thats funny
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Re: More rice bashing!

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I found this here: http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2gvjv/riceboy.htm

You might be a Rice Boy if....
You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine

Your four door family car has racing decals

When you go to a car show it looks more like a repo of all the drug seized cars
Seen this list before, but yes - these ones in particular ring true to me. I see Camry's with body kits and can't help but wonder "WHY??"
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Re: More rice bashing!

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I found this here: http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2gvjv/riceboy.htm

You might be a Rice Boy if....

You think a Toyota Camry is a racing machine

Oh kicknzx3 has to see this!
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Old 01-14-2004, 05:53 PM   #5
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wait wait wait.... camries aren't race cars? what about accords????
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Look what you've done, you've gone and upset inline_engine_lover .

@ inline_engine_lover...Don't worry, your accord can still run a 10 sec 1/4 after you get the fart can on...
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Old 01-14-2004, 09:34 PM   #7
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Re: More rice bashing!

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I found this here: http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2gvjv/riceboy.htm

You might be a Rice Boy if....

Your car has more horsepower than torque
That's a little bit to general there. All race cars put out more hp than tq.
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Old 01-14-2004, 10:05 PM   #8
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Re: More rice bashing!

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I found this here: http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze2gvjv/riceboy.htm

You might be a Rice Boy if....

Your four door family car has racing decals

Your car is so low a speed bump is a road block

Your turbo puts out more power than your engine
Is a Mitsubishi Evolution or a WRX a "riceboy car"?
I know a lot of guys with rough riders that I don't consider "riceboys". The stiffer the suspension the better the handling. I don't expect some Musclecar owner to know anything about taking corners or handling.
Some of the meanest cars I've seen have turbos that put out more power than the engine. A Mustang SVO that eats WS6s for breakfast & a Honda Prelude that will own a new 'Vette. Some of the best cars to modify are turbocharged. Why? Because turbocharged cars are easier to make fast with less time & money. There's also the whole weight & handling aspect. I'd like to see Trans Am at the autoX.
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Rice..
Funny Term and very funny.
But its all true though.
I like a car too look and be fast!
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Is a Mitsubishi Evolution or a WRX a "riceboy car"?
I know a lot of guys with rough riders that I don't consider "riceboys". The stiffer the suspension the better the handling. I don't expect some Musclecar owner to know anything about taking corners or handling.
Some of the meanest cars I've seen have turbos that put out more power than the engine. A Mustang SVO that eats WS6s for breakfast & a Honda Prelude that will own a new 'Vette. Some of the best cars to modify are turbocharged. Why? Because turbocharged cars are easier to make fast with less time & money. There's also the whole weight & handling aspect. I'd like to see Trans Am at the autoX.
Whoa, down boy! The list of course makes some generalizations, but it's also a JOKE. Personally I do *kinda* think the WRX and EVO are riceboy cars - I don't like the cheesy tail lights on the EVO, or the oversized wing on the EVO or the Sti. Yes, the wings are functional on the race versions of these cars, but no one is really going to use them to their full effectiveness for street driving.

Stiffer suspensions do not necessarily equal better handling. At some point it's so stiff the thing is handling like an ox cart...
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