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Old 05-01-2005, 11:33 AM   #1
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Yeah so today I was going past Wal-Mart in my 700 horsepower Focus that has just an intake, when all of the sudden a McClaren F1 pulled beside me and wanted to race for pinks. I said sure. They light turned green and I smoked him off the line. I beat him by about 5 car lengths. He didn't wanna give me the title and keys, ( yes the title was in his car) but I knew kung fu and a few other asian words and threated his life with a swan kick like on the Karate Kid. He quickly gave in and now I own a McClaren F1. I will post the video of me smoking him soon. I have some picks also of me in the swan stance.

Later I will tell you guys the story of me getting my mail this morning, ( I get mail on sundays here in NY) and all of the sudden Big Foot took my child support check and took off in his Mini cooper S.
Unreal week for me how about you guys?
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:58 AM   #2
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um.......ok.........welcome rookie but...dont be surprised if you get put down for putting this up and alittle talk from the moderators.
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:59 AM   #3
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My ex-wife suddenly quit being a bitch, I got a 50% raise at work and my schlong grew another inch. I guess a pretty normal week compared to yours.

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Old 05-01-2005, 12:12 PM   #4
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my guess is that hes making fun of that kid that that has been screwing with everyone about how he survived the 150 mph crash on his bike and how he has a super charged 2.3L. its either that or hes a real jackass and is trying to act like him.......and unfortunately its not that funny
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:19 PM   #5
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guess I won't being be doing that again. Yes I was trying to be funny but it's getting old I know. You guys really know how to make somebody feel welcome. Who would thought that a focus owner would be so serious. SORRY
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:27 PM   #6
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We are hungover and its Sunday morning.........wheres the beer..........
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little imagination every once in awhile...let's see...

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Rock on for people with imaginations...their foci look cooler than the rest.
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:00 PM   #8
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We are hungover and its Sunday morning.........wheres the beer..........
HERE YA THERE............MMM BEEEEEERR!!
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:09 PM   #9
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Well I laughed... guess everyone needs to chill and realize that he was just joking...
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BTW, it was a CRANE kick, not a swan kick...geez!

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