funny phrases/questions asked about your focus - Ford Focus Forum, Ford Focus ST Forum, Ford Focus RS Forum
Ford Focus Forum
HomeContact UsAbout UsGalleryDiscussion ForumsMarketplace


Go Back   Ford Focus Forum, Ford Focus ST Forum, Ford Focus RS Forum > Ford Focus Discussions > General Car Chat Lounge

General Car Chat Lounge Discussion Forum relating to nonspecific Ford Focus models, car purchasing, auto industry news and any car talk.

Search This Forum | Image Search | Advanced Search    
FocusFest FocusFanatics Merchandise

Reply




 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-09-2009, 11:14 PM   #1
Wings & Teeth
 
WRCwannabe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Fan#: 48696
Location: Arlington, TX, United States
What I Drive: a wide svt

Posts: 2,465
FF Reputation: 7 WRCwannabe Good Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (9)
funny phrases/questions asked about your focus

so i want to hear some funny phrases or questions or conversations that is asked about your focus.

i'll start'

My GF cousin: "when did you get a honda fit"
Me: "its not a honda..."


guy from work who drives a mustang: " so is your car normal or what?"
Me: "its a svt..."
Guy: "yeah those come supercharged and with nitrous"
Me: 'no they dont'
Guy: 'oh...(proceeds to tellme about his mustang)


autozone employee: "what vehicle you drive?"
trying to get parts
Me:"svt focus"
employee: "im sorry"
(me thinking he missed what i said"
Me: "svt focus engine code/vin code 5"
employee: "no im sorry you drive a focus.. (he laughs)"
Me: "oh ok... you drive a rx8 right (i know from talking to him previously)"
employee: "yeah i do:
Me: "wanna make a run and see how quick your stock rx-8 with ugly body kit is?"
employee: "hahaa its a waste of gas."

i turn and walk away.


or
guy from firestone trying to get my car in reverse.
"where the hell is reverse in this damn thing"?
Me: here let me do it...


__________________
Wings & Teeth
Whatever I say is royal ocean
("I'm U.S. with a little bit of U.K. swagger" )
Jeremy Clarkson on the MK1 Focus RS "The reason it was so quick round our track is simple: this car handles like it's in a cartoon."
WRCwannabe is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 09-09-2009, 11:17 PM   #2
Wings & Teeth
 
WRCwannabe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Fan#: 48696
Location: Arlington, TX, United States
What I Drive: a wide svt

Posts: 2,465
FF Reputation: 7 WRCwannabe Good Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (9)
oh and the guy who does my inspections (cause i cant pass)

he drives an integra gsr.
Him: "damn waht kinda car is this"
Me: focus svt
Him: "shit who did your interior"
Me: it came like this from the factory
him: damn its soo clean.
__________________
Wings & Teeth
Whatever I say is royal ocean
("I'm U.S. with a little bit of U.K. swagger" )
Jeremy Clarkson on the MK1 Focus RS "The reason it was so quick round our track is simple: this car handles like it's in a cartoon."
WRCwannabe is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:18 PM   #3
Focus Fanatic
 
jetrinka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Fan#: 45622
Location: Snohomish, WA
What I Drive: 88 5-speed XR4TI

Posts: 7,528
FF Reputation: 180 jetrinka Excellent Standing Member jetrinka Excellent Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (6)
The sound of my car has repeatedly been compared to that of an airplane and twice been called a UPS truck...
jetrinka is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:22 PM   #4
Wings & Teeth
 
WRCwannabe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Fan#: 48696
Location: Arlington, TX, United States
What I Drive: a wide svt

Posts: 2,465
FF Reputation: 7 WRCwannabe Good Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (9)
this is a conversation with my mom right after i got my 3" catless exhaust on.

mom: "let me hear it"
i start the car
Mom: "holy shit its loud, i wonder how many times the police are going to show up (police station across the stree)
Me: 'oh wait, its just at idle'
Rev the engine up to about 4k and let it back fire super loud
mom: "why is it doing that? your car is missing and you ned to take your car to jowi''
(jowi is my mechanic)
Me: mom it supposed to do that, dont worry.
__________________
Wings & Teeth
Whatever I say is royal ocean
("I'm U.S. with a little bit of U.K. swagger" )
Jeremy Clarkson on the MK1 Focus RS "The reason it was so quick round our track is simple: this car handles like it's in a cartoon."
WRCwannabe is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:22 PM   #5
Focus Fanatic
 
Master-Baits's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Fan#: 57080
Location: Kingston, NY
What I Drive: 09 f-150 5.4

Posts: 2,416
Points 3,172, Level 34
Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34
Level Up 82% Completed
Level up: 82% Level up: 82% Level up: 82%
Forum Activity 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
FF Reputation: 33 Master-Baits Great Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (0)
"nice Honda" multiple times from riceryboy at the gas station/autozone.
"You have a focus?" ....the svt schpiel (spelled wrong i Know) is way too long to go into anymore.
and just tonight after i ran away from an 03 c-class "thats the first Honda who did that to me"
my buddy that works in ford parts " I need your VIN again because there's no option to search SVT Focus"

and my alltime favorite
girlfriend: "let's take your truck because i hate riding in your car because you shift so hard and it makes me feel sick and my boobs hurt afterwards"
me: "just hang on, and I promise it's not the way I drive it's just the car'' =)
__________________
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Master-Baits is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:30 PM   #6
Focus Addict
 
JibLxA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Fan#: 65903
Location: Waterford, MI
What I Drive: 2003 Screaming Yellow SVT EAP #841

Posts: 855
FF Reputation: 2 JibLxA Good Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (3)
Civic guy i just raced and beat "Is that thing stock?"
Me " Yep"
Civic. "Damn, I thought it was a SVT at first"
Me "laughing, I wish."
__________________
'03 Screaming Yellow SVT EAP #841 Built 04/01/2003
'01 Twilight Blue Sedan (SOLD)

Hatch Nation #04
JibLxA is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:32 PM   #7
12 years strong
 
1sloho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Fan#: 111
Location: VA. Beach, VA
What I Drive: '02 zx5

Posts: 6,882
Points 14,628, Level 78
Points: 14,628, Level: 78 Points: 14,628, Level: 78 Points: 14,628, Level: 78
Level Up 45% Completed
Level up: 45% Level up: 45% Level up: 45%
Forum Activity 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
FF Reputation: 17 1sloho Great Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (3)
at the ford dealership this past weekend lookin to see if they had the SHO yet. they didnt so was getting back into my car...

salesman:nice car man. what year is it?
me: thanx man. its an 02.
salesman:looks good dude. u got anything done to the engine?
me: yeah uhh lets see..intake, t/b, full exhaust, underdrive pullies, ford racing stage 2 cams and cam gears.
salesman:wow, so ur pushing like what, 250 hp?
me:HA! i wish.
salesman: oh really, so then like 180?
me: HA! naw man. somewhere in the range of like 130whp..if im lucky.
salesman:oohhh...ur talkin about wheel horsepower. i thought these things were rated at like 140 or so?
me: yeah..at the crank.
salesman: oh, well thats not bad. the whole weight ratio and all.
me:.......yeah.
1sloho is online now  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:32 PM   #8
Focus Fanatic
 
Master-Baits's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Fan#: 57080
Location: Kingston, NY
What I Drive: 09 f-150 5.4

Posts: 2,416
Points 3,172, Level 34
Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34
Level Up 82% Completed
Level up: 82% Level up: 82% Level up: 82%
Forum Activity 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
FF Reputation: 33 Master-Baits Great Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (0)
lol yes hondaboy, an svt sedan ALL STOCK
__________________
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Master-Baits is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:33 PM   #9
Focus Fanatic
 
Master-Baits's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Fan#: 57080
Location: Kingston, NY
What I Drive: 09 f-150 5.4

Posts: 2,416
Points 3,172, Level 34
Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34 Points: 3,172, Level: 34
Level Up 82% Completed
Level up: 82% Level up: 82% Level up: 82%
Forum Activity 0%
Activity: 0% Activity: 0% Activity: 0%
FF Reputation: 33 Master-Baits Great Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (0)
and you def shouldve messed with the ford saleman Kttn.... nah man.... easily 280 to the wheels.
__________________
Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth.
Master-Baits is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 09-09-2009, 11:37 PM   #10
Focus Addict
 
JibLxA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Fan#: 65903
Location: Waterford, MI
What I Drive: 2003 Screaming Yellow SVT EAP #841

Posts: 855
FF Reputation: 2 JibLxA Good Standing Member
Buy-Sell-Trade Rating: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Master-Baits View Post
lol yes hondaboy, an svt sedan ALL STOCK
Ha, The last thing i said to him was, "They're a lot quicker than you thing" followed by me beating him again.
__________________
'03 Screaming Yellow SVT EAP #841 Built 04/01/2003
'01 Twilight Blue Sedan (SOLD)

Hatch Nation #04
JibLxA is offline  
    Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply

Bookmarks & Social Networks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Focus Forum, Ford Focus ST Forum, Ford Focus RS Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:36 PM.


Copyright 2002-2015 FocusFanatics.com. All Rights Reserved : Privacy Policy : Advertise Information

Focus Fanatics Ford Focus Forum offers many fun ways for you to engage with other Ford Focus Owners from across the world. Whether it be about the aftermarket performance modifications, technical how-to's, European tuned suspension or awesome fuel economy similar to the Mazda CX-3, Audi S3, Mazda MX-5 Miata and Acura TLX. You can find all Ford Focus, Focus ST and Focus RS related information here. Join our Ford Focus discussion forums and chat with local Focus enthusiasts in your area. If you own other makes have a look at Challenger Hellcat Forum, Charger Hellcat Forum, Cadillac ATS-V Forum, Cadillac ATS Forum, Cadillac CTS-V Forum, Lexus RC-F Forum, Lexus GS-F Forum, Mercedes GLA Forum, Mercedes GLE Forum, Civic Type-R Forum and Volvo XC90 Forum.





Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1