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Old 10-09-2003, 03:02 PM   #1
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Let's post some stories of stupid ricers! Here's my first:

There is some guy who goes to the school I teach at who knows what kind of cars I have. He owns a Honda Civic (late 90s) that is at first look and SI (but is it really?). He was bragging one day about how fast his car is (though he seems to be afraid of talking s**t about the Focus) and I overheard him say that his Honda could out-run my Lightning (modified 2000 model) in the 8th mile! Of course I started laughing, and asked him what his Civic ran. He said 13 flat! Heck, I could beat that if he was talking quarter mile. I laughed agian, and told hime that if he ever sees me out in it to just goahead and try. Haven't seen him...


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Old 10-09-2003, 03:41 PM   #2
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He's PROUD of a 13sec 8th mile?..... I say you should his a$$.
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Old 10-09-2003, 03:59 PM   #3
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OH, I want to sooooo bad!
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Don't provoke your students!

Seriously though, that could land you in a whole shitload of trouble.
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Yea, but these kids love to joke around about cars. And, yea I didn't push it any more. Pretty funny though.
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Don't provoke your students!

Seriously though, that could land you in a whole shitload of trouble.

true

he could say you made him to do something illegal (street race) and you could loose the job....

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Okay guys! Thanks for the concern, but I'm not stupid. I would just like for him to try to pass me some day.
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you know how kids are...
he is just bluffing with his friends !!!
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Back to the ricer stories please....
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Dude dotn worry about it one of my fav teachers was bsing one day and some girl took it seriously got him in trouble he got 6 months paid vacation to think about it. LOL Love the system.

Um ah rice sucks ?? Trying to stay on topic
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