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Old 01-30-2008, 10:04 AM   #1
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Heys Guys I Need A 710!! Whats A 710?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at
each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic
gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece
looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He
then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is
there a 7 10 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right
there."


If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg


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Old 01-30-2008, 10:13 AM   #2
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HA! At first I was like, "... what??? 710?!" and then I looked at the pic and said, "710?! ..... OH! I get it!" it took me a long time to figure out though hahaha.
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:15 AM   #3
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Repost, but still makes me chuckle.
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:18 AM   #4
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sorry for the repost...but its news to me...lol
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THATS FUNNY!!!!
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:35 AM   #6
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I had to get a 710 a few months back....sadly it doesn't say 710 on it anymore.
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I read this in class. I laugh a little too loud. Damn lecture hall. lol
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I'm sure there are lot of TRUE "dumb" car stories we can come up with.


Like my daughter's friends, who all think they're expert mechanics. She gets a flat, so in the process of removing the wheel, they break off 2 of the 5 studs. They put the wheel cover back on, and when I took it to the tire shop a couple of days later to get the studs replaced and the tire fixed, I find out the geniuses had also installed 2 of the remaining lug nuts ---- backwards.

They also 'helped' her replace her battery yesterday. She comes in and shows me one of the hold-down nuts "They couldn't figure out where this went. The long post/ bolt was laying behind the battery. Oh, and the battery connections were only finger-tight. With "experts" like this, I'll probably have to buy her a new car instead of her '91 Camry.
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that made me lol.
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Haha. New to me. that was funny lol
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